Ladies and Gentlemen! We begin our long-awaited … Chinese-European boxing tournament. I ask you to greet a storm of applause… World Champion … Twister! The Twister is making an entrance. I’m sorry, sir. In your corner, go back to your corner, please. To your corner. Good! Yip Man can’t wait to kick his ass. Master… Gentlemen, show a clean fight. When I say “fight” – fight. When I say “break” – break. I need to obey unconditionally, is this clear? I can finish you off with a couple of strokes. Spread your corners. This will be easier than ever. Just go there and beat him. Fight! Master Yip, kick his ass like how you kicked mine! Anyone can kick your ass. Shut up! Both of them are sizing each other up. Master Yip! In the corner! In the corner! Master! Master Yip has been knocked down! They’re going to start the knockout count. Master! Master Yip! Get up! He appears to be injured. I’m not sure if he can even stand up. Master Yip seems ok, and he’s up Fighter! Fight! This time it’s The Twister that’s knocked down. OK? Fight! Hey, go back to your corner! In the corners! Good work, Master! That bloody Westerner… still standing even after so many hits. Fight! Master Yip is attacking with his Wing Chun. Hey that’s cheating! You animal! The bell has gone! Master, Master! What’s going on here? Okay, give me a moment… Could you come up? Please inform the Chinese fighter that kicks prohibited. By decision of the judges in this fight, kicks are prohibited. If you do not agree, you lose the fight, and Twister is declared the winner. All clear? Fight! Stop, stop, stop! A minute! You can not kick, otherwise disqualification! Do you understand? Fight! Master! Master! Master! Oh my God! Master Yip is down after a knockout blow from The Twister! Master, get up! Get up! Get up!..Get up! Master, get up! “I won’t let these Westerners belittle us.”. “I can bear it if it’s just my life,” “but not if it’s the entire Chinese martial arts world”. Are you all right? Fight! In the next round, don’t go head on with him. Attack his biceps. “It won’t be that easy”. 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… 9… 10!